He is having none of your snake shit today.
Let me just smack this poisonous snake…
Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass.
Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard
He went Mexican mom on its ass
He went Mexican mom on its ass
He bitch slapped a cobra, for the love of god…
I don’t watch cat videos unless I have insomnia, but I never share them. Ever! Until now….
Кошка и коробка. / cat in a box (by Александр Карягин)
omfg, this is hilarious!
What's the quickest and most painful way to shut down a Scorpio?
Laugh at them.
omg yes, fucking laugh at me and I will kill you, no joke.
Post this on your blog so your followers know your sign :)
This shit is me, motherfuckers, lol!
DC Comics Presents - The Flash #1, October 2004, cover by Alex Ross
I really want to join this Rp, found at anewbreach-rpg.tumblr.com and I have a problem. I have ideas for a set of pilots, but I don’t have a partner to drift with. I’d like to get someone who’d be willing to rp with me. I have some requirements, like, you know, previous rp experience, and an open mind. Oh, and also willing to play a brother, either twin or not, or a sister/brother triplet that lost one of the three. Oh, and if you’ve got ideas for the Jaeger and such, that’s a bonus too.
Soooo help a girl out?
Hello beautiful person! (✿◠‿◠) Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself then pass this on to your 10 favourite followers!
I have a skin discoloration on my left hip that looks like a skull one way you look at it and a sand dollar the other way.
I was sick for my entire pregnancy.
I love marshmallows, and chocolate, and gram crackers. But not all 3 together.
I have a thing for guys who are assholes.
I love country music even though it makes me cry.
Daniel Radcliffe’s favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson’s favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint’s favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor’s reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. “I open at the close.”
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for “immortal odd lover.”
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore’s Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene “Nineteen Years Later”, Tom Felton’s girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco’s wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can’t use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron’s Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione’s Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort’s Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one’s soul. Since James Potter’s is a stag and Lily’s is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley’s brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred’s death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one’s life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron’s hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
Please do this. We need a certain kind of help, and you screaming at me is not helping.