The end of the beginning
craftymcclever:

come on you know you want one

HAHAHAHA!

craftymcclever:

come on you know you want one

HAHAHAHA!

17 hours ago with 5 notes via craftymcclever


i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

I’ve never been menaced by a man. Mostly because I’m not willing to put up with shit, and will hit if I’m hit back, and guys who like to abuse their women don’t tend to like me much. Idk, maybe it’s cause I’m fat? *shrug* But I agree with the rest. 



How to help a friend suffering from:

roleplaytipsandadvice:

goldstarrps:

Depression: Tell the person suffering from depression that you’ve noticed that they seem down or depressed lately. (Unless they have already told you that they are suffering from depression.) If so, tell them that since you now know that they’re sad that you want to help. This will be very re-assuring to them. Sometimes the depressed don’t even feel like telling anyone because of the stigma associated with depression. Also, make them feel like they are needed. Talk to them when you are upset about something or when you want to vent. Trust them with things that you wouldn’t tell just anyone else. This makes them feel very important to you. Depression lies to them and makes them feel like they aren’t needed by anyone. This acknowledgment that you know how bad they feel may be the little “push” they need to start talking about it, and maybe even seek help.

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When talking about On the Road

When talking about On the Road

  • April: oh god
  • April: i"ve heard of that....
  • April: she....
  • April: nope
  • Missi: She what?
  • April: not gonna talk about it
  • Missi: SHE WHAT?!
  • April: SHE GIVES HIM AND THE OTHER GUY IN THE PICTURE HANDJOBS IN THE MOVIE AND THEN HAS AN ORGY WITH THEM AND OTHER PEOPLE
  • Missi: THIS IS NOT OK
  • Missi: GET THIS BITCH OUT OF HOLLYWOOD
  • April: LOL!!
  • Missi: STOP HIRING UGLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO TALENT WHATSOEVER
  • Missi: SERIOUSLY
  • April: You almost made me spew water out of my nose!
  • Missi: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY AND CAN ACT, THAT'S GREAT
  • April: lol!!
  • Missi: BUT IF YOU'RE UGLY, HAVE NO TALENT, CAN'T ACT, CAN'T EXPRESS EMOTION OF ANY KIND, AND ARE JUST A PLAIN ASS KRISTEN STEWART
  • Missi: GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN
  • April: LOL!!!
  • Missi: THERE IS NO REASON FOR HER TO BE FAMOUS
  • April: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
  • Missi: WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
  • Missi: BURN THE WITCH
  • April: +1 MISSI
  • April: Missi wins the internet today


Best, thing ever….



prettylolitavriska:

titspunkandbeer:

yaritzalikeszombies:

ihaveanarmy-wehavenaga:

seemslegitandrew:


He is having none of your snake shit today.

Let me just smack this poisonous snake…

Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass. 

Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard

He went Mexican mom on its ass

He went Mexican mom on its ass

He bitch slapped a cobra, for the love of god…

prettylolitavriska:

titspunkandbeer:

yaritzalikeszombies:

ihaveanarmy-wehavenaga:

seemslegitandrew:

He is having none of your snake shit today.

Let me just smack this poisonous snake…

Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass. 

Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard

He went Mexican mom on its ass

He went Mexican mom on its ass

He bitch slapped a cobra, for the love of god…



thingshmmm:

I don’t watch cat videos unless I have insomnia, but I never share them. Ever! Until now….

Кошка и коробка. / cat in a box (by Александр Карягин)

omfg, this is hilarious!

7 months ago with 3 notes via thingshmmm


Anonymous said:

What's the quickest and most painful way to shut down a Scorpio?

shitthesignsask:

Laugh at them.

100% effective.

omg yes, fucking laugh at me and I will kill you, no joke.



shitthesignssay:

Post this on your blog so your followers know your sign :)

This shit is me, motherfuckers, lol!

shitthesignssay:

Post this on your blog so your followers know your sign :)

This shit is me, motherfuckers, lol!



comicbookcovers:

DC Comics Presents - The Flash #1, October 2004, cover by Alex Ross

For TC

comicbookcovers:

DC Comics Presents - The Flash #1, October 2004, cover by Alex Ross

For TC